Affairs Club (Horny Matches) Review
The lovely Jana Cova greets you on the tour page for Affairs Club and the text welcomes you to the Net’s oldest real dating club for married cheaters. Like other sites in the genre they welcome you to make a free account and peruse your possible matches and check out how the site looks and works. They want to pair you up with the woman of your fantasies and they’ve kept the site simple and straightforward to make that as easy as possible.
The first step asks for your username, date of birth, and email address (your password will be emailed to you and can be changed after you log in for the first time). In the second step you enter a bit of basic information as well as your introductory note, which can be changed later so there’s no need to get Shakespearean before you’ve perused the offerings. After you register you’re taken to Horny Matches, where you can then log in and enjoy the listings. Confirm your account by clicking link in email.
Free members of AffairsClub are given greater flexibility than most sex dating sites. As always you can search the listings (the advanced search is not available) and browse the listings you find, seeing the full profiles of lovely ladies. You can update your profile at will and you can watch 45 seconds from any of the movies in the huge DVD archive they offer as a bonus to paid members.
The paid section of Horny Matches is considerably more robust, as you would expect. Once you’ve provided a credit card and upgraded your account the most important thing you can do is send emails to the man or woman of your dreams. They let you browse the personal ads by state and it’s when doing so that you’ll notice the site’s biggest and most glaring flaw. The ratio of male personal ads to female personal ads is somewhere between 5 to 1 and 20 to 1 depending on the state. That’s a staggering number of men vying for a small number of women. It’s bad, although not as bad as you might think. By the way you can find here extremely attractive women.
In general the messages women get on these sites are guys virtually drooling on them or masturbating. They’re full of stupidity, bad spelling, terrible grammar, and puerile come-ons that only serve to turn the ladies off. If you can manage to come off as a gentleman you’re way ahead of the game and thus not competing with nearly as many guys as it might seem. We’ve had decent returns from messages to ladies at Horny Matches but it’s admittedly not as robust as on other sites due largely to the supreme discrepancy between male and female members. The straightforward nature of the site and simplicity of use makes it worth checking out though.
Members can make use of the Cupid feature that emails you when a person matching your specific desires joins so you can be the first to message them. It’s not nearly the feature it should be due mainly to the lack of options (you can select body type, ethnicity, if they smoke, if they drink, and their location).
Members of HornyMatches are also entitled to stream more than 13,000 full length DVDs as a bonus. That’s nearly worth the membership fee alone, so if that’s the kind of pornography you enjoy this might be the best sex dating site for you. We’ve certainly enjoyed the ability to stream high quality porn after messaging ladies on Horny Matches and they update the collection daily to ensure it’s always fresh.
The paid membership comes in two flavors. Silver costs you $29.95/month and includes most paid features. The gold membership costs $34.95 and includes everything in the silver plus a money back guarantee if you don’t hook up in four months, your profile near the top of the results, and your contact info included in all messages you send. Discounts are offered if you subscribe for multiple months at a time, silver membership $ $19.98/month (3 months) and gold membership $17.49/month (4 months). You can also highlight your profile for an extra fee. Your credit card will be billed discreetly.
With the four month hook up guarantee HornyMatches offers and the huge collection of streaming DVDs offered it’s a good use of your money, particularly when you consider the discount given for signing up for four months at a time. The site’s only major drawback is the large male to female ratio. Every site in the sex dating world has more guys than girls but this is on the quite extreme end and will provide more of a challenge. That only means you need to be on your game more, though. In general if you act like a gentleman and not a teenage boy with a fragile ego you’ll have good luck hooking up. That’s been the case for us and can be for you at Affairs Club AKA Horny Matches.